Cut the Shit

Joe Dawg from A thru Z

(* though X seems to be missing)

I’ve been tagged by Ari:

A - available? No sir! 7 long and wonderful years with the same old Paul. It’s been the hardest, yet most rewarding challenge of my life.

B - best friend? I’ve got many close friends and I rank them by A list, B list, C list. You know which list you’re on.

C - cake or pie? Neither, can you believe it? Both make my tongue sad.

D - drink of choice? Diet Coke or Diet Pepsi. I used to prefer one over the other, but these days, I enjoy both equally.

E - essential item I use every day: My RED IPOD. Without it, I would be stuck giving directions to tourists, money to the homeless, and conversation to the crazies. It’s best to have your ears covered in this city.

F - favorite color? Black. I’ve always liked the dark colors for some reason.

G - gummy bears or gummy worms? Again, neither. Sour Patch Kids or die.

H - hometown? Utica, New York. Buh-buh-buh-boresville!

I - indulgence? Velveeta Mac and Cheese. Here’s how to cook it – boil one box of pasta, add half a cup of milk and an ENTIRE BLOCK of Velveeta. Mix and stir consistently and eat it immediately. Then hold your belly and get ready for the poop explosion!

J - january or february? February. January is filled with so many high hopes and aspirations, yet by February, you’re back to accepting yourself for who you really are.

K - kids and names: No kids. But thinking a lot about that topic recently. Soon enough, I’m sure.

L - life is incomplete without? My mother. She is my everything.

M - marriage date: Within the next 2-3 years, I’m almost sure of it.

N - number of siblings: One public, one secret. My “A list” friends know what I mean.

O - oranges or apples? Orange and green MELON. I would really prefer never to eat another apple or orange for as long as I live. Unless they’re covered in some sort of caramel or hundred dollar bills.

P - phobias or fears? That I’ll never be able to work at a job that’s also my passion and that my loved ones could die at any moment.

Q - favorite quote? I always want to be the guy who has a quote prepared for every special moment, yet I can never remember any of them for more than a day. Here’s one: Milk, Milk, Lemonade…

R - reasons to smile? This year has started off on a very positive note and I haven’t allowed myself to wallow in any sort of self-defeat as of yet. It’s been very difficult for me to keep a positive outlook overall, but I am proud to say that I’ve done it very successfully so far!

S - season? Fall.

T - tag: No tags on this one.

U - unknown fact about me: I still have a baby tooth in my mouth.

V - vegetable you don't like: Cooked Carrots – Ari is totes right on that one.

W - worst habit: Worrying too much about everyone and everything. But that was the Joe of LAST year. I’m getting better and stronger and pretty soon I’ll take over the world.

Y - your favorite food? pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza and French fries covered in pizza.

Z - zodiac? The most “true to form” Cancer you will ever meet.

Love these things and it gives me a few more days to come up with a solid post of my own.

Enjoy your day my friends!